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I recently read a post claiming to bust “10 pseudo-science
theories”. However, like many posts claiming to be science based, claiming to be about
science it is actually a ‘pseudo-pseudo-science’ post, presenting many ‘pseudo-pseudo-science’ theories. Many people commented
on the post, most with simple statements like
‘great’ and others with minor complaints.

To be honest, when I first read the post, I thought – this
makes some sense, but the author(s)? have made a few simple errors.  As I read the post over, and over, and
over again, I found more holes, more nonsense, more ‘pseudo-pseudo-science’
with each re-read.

If you want to test your own sense of science, you can read
the post here.  Of courses internet posts
are always ‘subject to change’, so by the time you read this, the post might
have changed. I often improve on my posts after they are published.

10 Pseudo-Science Theories We'd Like to See Retired Forever

If you have seen this post before, no matter what you thought, you might be very surprised by my conclusions - I have read the post at least 5 times.  I have taken the time to research many of the points, the words, the ideas and the sciences discussed therein.

The author(s) start with number ten. 

"10 Phrenology

When I was thinking about this list, I thought about mentioning
graphology - handwriting analysis that supposedly reveals personality
characteristics and is still used by some companies to evaluate job applicants.
I thought about body language experts who claim that slouching shows deep
things about a person's psyche. I thought about typology, which analyzes body
shape and makes conclusions about the personality. But it's all just
phrenology. Phrenology was the first time palm-readers cloaked themselves in
science, and although phrenology itself has been beheaded, it sends out new
heads, like the hydra."

Science? Or Pseudo-science, or is it Pseudo-pseudo-science?

It’s actually a bit hard to tell.  The science being challenged as
pseudo-science is Phrenology.  But what
does the writer say exactly?  There's a lot of rambling. 

Here’s a
summary, in sequence:

1.  Phrenlogy is ..actually the post writers don't bother to define phrenology.  


2. Graphology is handwriting analysis that supposedly reveals
   personality characteristics (eg. but it does not)


3. Graphology is still used by some
   companies to evaluate job applicants


4.  Body language experts claim that slouching shows
   deep things about a person’s psyche


5.  Typology analyzes body shape and makes
   conclusions about the personality of the subject


6.  It’s all just phrenology - is this their attempt to define phrenology?


7.  Phrenology was the first time palm-readers
   cloaked themselves in science


8.  Phrenology has been beheaded,


9.  Phrenology sends out new heads, like hydra.

Is any of these true?  Is all of it true?

Phrenology: first of all, the
writer doesn't even bother to define Phrenology, either under the assumption
that everyone knows what phrenology is, or that defining it is not important.
For the record, from Websters: “the
study of the conformation of the skull based on the belief that it is
indicative of mental faculties and character”

And what about the SCIENCE of
phrenology?  According to Wiki, and maybe we can agree, Phrenology was a ‘pseudo-science’.  But it was abandoned, in the mid 1800s. Does
it deserve to be on a list of pseudo-science theories we’d like to see retired
forever?  It was retired over 150 years
ago...

Minus 1 for the author on
Phrenology. Not defined. Already
retired. No need to retire it.  

The author(s)? made many other points, what about them? 

2: Graphology: handwriting
Analysis which our writer claims “supposedly reveals personality
characteristics”.  Is graphology Science? Or
Pseudo-science? Or is this post pseudo-pseudo-science? 
Wiki’s entry on graphology says that most (but not all) scientific studies
have found no relationship between analysis by graphologists, and personality
as measured by other personality tests, with the exception of gender. Are the authors arguing that nothing about personality can be determined if you only know the gender of the subject? hmmm..

Let's give them a 0.5 score.  Sort of right. 

3: Handwriting is still "used by some companies to evaluate job applicants." True.  And based on the fact that, according to
current research the only thing it can reliably reveal is GENDER, which might
be said to be linked to valuable ‘personality characteristics’, but might also
be an intrusion, or lead to unfair hiring practices – maybe it should be
retired.  Score 1, but not for the reasons stated in the post. Bad idea, but not pseudo-science. 

Number 3: Body language experts
claim that "slouching shows deep things about a person’s psyche". Is Body
Language a science, a pseudo-science, or
is our writer spouting pseudo-pseudo-science? Wiki, my first checkpoint says
simply: “Body language refers to various forms of nonverbal communication,
wherein a person may reveal clues as to some unspoken intention or feeling
through their physical behavior.” It seems it is a science, not a
pseudo-science. Minus one for the author's pseudo-pseudo-science.  

Do body language experts claim that "slouching shows deep things about a person’s psyche"? According to Forbes, on slouching "Bad posture signals to others that you lack confidence and have poor self esteem or low energy levels." According to SimplyBodyLanguage.com, "In body language, slouching is associated with insecurity and lack of strength. "  I'm guessing the authors of this pseudo-science post just made up something, without even bothering to check.... More pseudo-pseudo science.  Minus another. 

4:  Typology analyzes body shape and makes
conclusions about the personality of the subject.  Science? Pseudo-science? Is our writer
spouting pseudo-pseudo-science?  What
does Wiki say? 

If you don't know, prepare to be knocked over.

Typology (anthropology), division
of culture by races


Typology (archaeology), classification of artifacts according to their
characteristics


Typology (creation biology), system that classifies animals into groups called
"created kinds" or "baramins"


Typology (linguistics), study and classification of languages according to
their structural features


Typology (psychology), a model of personality types


Typology (theology), in Christian theology, the interpretation of some
characters and stories in the Old Testament as allegories foreshadowing the New
Testament


Typology (urban planning and architecture), the classification of
characteristics common to buildings or urban spaces

Whoa! It seems that there are lots of legitimate sciences of
“typology”, but NONE OF THEM matches the definition provide by the writer of
this article?  What is going on
here?  Did the writer mean to refer to:

Physiognomy: the
assessment of a person's character or personality from his or her outer
appearance, especially the face but the authors refer to the  body, not the face? 

Or is the writer, perhaps, referring to Somatotypes “typology
of personality developed in the 1940s by William Sheldon”.  But the word Somatypes is not a science and is
not even well defined. Frankly, this is nonsense.  Although, I’m tempted to
take away a bunch of points for lack of clarity. ?Minus 1 for nonsense and minus three for no sense. 

5. "It’s all just Phrenology". Frankly, it’s not all
just phrenology. And frankly the authors have lost the thread, and finally lost
their head. What is meant, I presume, is “it’s all just nonsense”. Minus 1. 

6. "Phrenology was the first time palm-readers cloaked
themselves in science". True? False? Nonsense?  Phrenology, according to Wiki, was first appeared in the society of the Essense, in-between the 2nd and 1st centuries BC. Is the author arguing that the Essense jews were "attempting to cloak palm reading in science by developing phrenology?"

Remember that the authors didn't bother to define Phrenology. So we had
to look it up.  Phrenology is the study
of how shapes of human skulls indicate mental facilities and character.

-         
What does it have to do with palm readers? I suspect the authors confused the fact that reading the skull involves running the palm over the skull, with 'palmistry'.  Given the looseness of the other 'facts' presented thus far, I'm not at all surprised. 

The blog authors are simply
piling nonsense on nonsense, in the hope of making a point, about a science
they have not taken the time to define, using other sciences and non-sciences,
that they have also not bothered to research at all. 

They then continue with
Numbers 7 and 8, saying:

“Phrenology has been beheaded” whereas, Wiki, for example
dis-agrees, stating that: “Developed by German physician Franz Joseph Gall in
1796. and... Gall's assumption that character, thoughts, and emotions are
located in localized parts of the brain is considered an important historical
advance toward neuropsychology.” Phrenology has not been be-headed, it has evolved into an important science. 

"Phrenology sends out new heads,
like hydra."  Our writer provides no
evidence other than poorly thought out rhetoric, and frankly gets most of it
wrong. Science moves forward, while some people remain stuck in the past.

The entire first example in this post is simply Pseudo-Pseudo-Science at its worst. We don't need to track the score. If someone claims to be writing about science, one error is, maybe, acceptable.  Two are intolerable.  A paragraph full of incorrect statements, nonsense assumptions, leading to fear mongering conclusions - is not science.  It is clearly pseudo-pseudo-science. 

What’s really happening
here?  This writer is mixing science and
bullshit, not very skillfully. 

The effect, if we follow the opinions, the
‘faith’ presented, is that we will limit our knowledge and our freedoms, and
ultimately, limit the advancement of science.

Frankly:

Handwriting analysis has proven
to be useful, although not as originally marketed. 

Body language is a very important
field of study, not just for communications and understanding among humans, but
for animals and maybe someday to increase our understanding and communications
with off-planet aliens. 

Typology is a valuable science term, not a pseudo-science.

Saying “it's all just phrenology “
is the first step in unscientific fear mongering that leads to silly fear
generation with statements like “although phrenology itself has been beheaded,
it sends out new heads, like the hydra”.

The writer not only got many
facts wrong, there is no understanding of science, or of how science works.

But the author doesn't just stop
there. They move on to this nonsense:

"Want to know what someone's like? Get to know them, or talk to a lot of
people who know them. Handwriting won't tell you anything, unless the letters
are written in blood. If you think someone's posture indicates their character,
I wish you an uncomfortable chair for the rest of your life. And as for
deciding that someone's body shape is an indication of what they're like inside
- we got taught to know better than this in kindergarten, people. Get it
together. I have no doubt that there will always be new forms of this crap
floating around. Some charlatan will always find a way to claim physical
characteristics indicate moral character. Give it the hydra treatment. Chop off
its head and burn its neck stump."

Anyone can agree, at the start: “Want to know what someone's like?
Get to know them, or talk to a lot of people who know them.”  Reasonable…

But then:  “Handwriting
won't tell you anything” Not reasonable. In fact, simply wrong.
Handwriting will tell you lots. Maybe not as much as was proposed in the 1850s,
but science, and our understanding of science has advanced steadily since
them.  We know that handwriting can tell
us lots about a person.  I could make a
long list, but this is getting tedious.

Followed by: “,
unless the letters are written in blood.” – fear mongering.

And more nonsense and fear mongering, even a veiled threat: “If
you think ” X –  “I wish you an uncomfortable chair for the
rest of your life” “Give it the
hydra treatment. Chop off its head and burn its neck stump.”

Science true science, does not care what you believe, nor
what I believe. It pursues the truth irregardless of faith, or belief.  It’s OK for you to think, and to believe what
you wish. It’s OK for me to think, and to believe what I want. That’s what
intellectual freedom is all about. 
Science is not against intellectual freedom.

But this writer says: “Give it the hydra treatment. Chop off its head and burn its neck stump.”

This is not science, it is faith.  It is a “pseudo-pseudo-science”. 

... and the rest of the post? Much of the same.  An occasional factoid, surrounded by poor research, lots of nonsense and worse.  I could dive in and do a thorough analysis, but frankly, it would be a waste of my time, and of yours as well. 

to your health, to science over nonsense, over non-science,

tracy



ps. But perhaps the original post was meant as a joke, but no-one actually got the joke? No, a joke needs more substance, more basis in actual fact, to be taken seriously - even as a joke.  It is not a joke, it is simply a witch hunt.  And we need to remember from Salem, that there were no witches.  There were only witch hunters, yelling a chorus of "cut of their heads!" and "burn them at the stump!", and innocent victims, sisters, mothers, lovers, who were persecuted for what the witch hunters, collectively, feared. 

Tracy is the author of two book about healthicine: